|One of these feet is not like the other|
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:11 AM
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 8:38 AM
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:07 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Helen: Look at Lynne! Her hair's standing straight up like a troll doll.
Lynne: I don't look like a troll doll.
SJG: You look like Pebbles.
Lynne: I loved Pebbles.
Helen: I loved troll dolls.
SJG: I had a mini troll on top of my pencil.
Helen: I wanted to be a troll.
SJG: I wanted to be Barbie. I wanted those legs.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 8:58 AM
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 8:12 AM
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 7:49 AM
Friday, October 22, 2010
|Elaine May & Mike Nichols|
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 7:53 AM
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
|Your slippers, m'lady. They taste divine!|
Dear SJG, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for destroying your slippers while you were on the phone. But it's really not my fault. It's yours. Have you not yet figured out that when you're on the phone, I pull all sorts of crap to get your attention? This isn't new behavior. I've been doing it for eight years now. I grab whatever I can find and run through the house. A pillow, a dish towel, a sock, a spatula, an oven mitt. I'm not picky. I grab, therefore I am.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 8:37 AM
Monday, October 18, 2010
|Air Force Lieutenants Bill Cox, Ben Starr and|
Jack Renchor (Molesworth, England 1944)
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 7:39 AM
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
|Javier as Yonni|
Friends, family, and international media swarmed the site once survivors began to ascend from their home for the past two and a half months. Barrios had an extra visitor, Susana Valenzuela, his mistress who had the pleasure of meeting his wife, Marta Salinas, for the first time. The two were introduced when Mrs. Salinas overheard Ms. Valenzuela shouting her husband’s name in to the mining hole. Needless to say, or stay, Salinas didn’t stick around to welcome her adulterous husband. Although she's grateful for his health, she was later quoted saying, '…I am a decent woman. Things are clear: it’s her or me.' Valenzuela, who’s been canoodling with Barrios for five years, is convinced she'll win this battle, claiming the two are soul mates. Ironically, Barrios dug his own hole. When asked whom he wished to see upon arrival from The Phoenix, Barrios listed his wife and his home wrecker. That karma, it gets you every time." We now know his wife didn't show. In the movie version, it's a no-brainer who should play Yonni, the "Miner of Two Loves": Javier Bardem.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 8:40 AM
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
A while back, my neighbor Cheryl and I were out in the 'hood, walking our identical labs Scout and Dusty. Since the moment they met, our dogs have only had eyes for each other. The way they sniff each other's tushies brings courtship to a whole new level. So, as we walked along that day, our dogs cozying up like an old married couple, we noticed a third party in our midst. Behind us, a car slowed down to get a closer look at two hot ladies, engaged in pithy conversation. Our natural beauty and grace, our stylish strutting, our runway-worthy street attire, well, clearly, it was too much for the dude. How could he not slow down and take in our magnificence? Seriously. What sane man wouldn't do the same, under the circumstances?
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 7:34 AM
Friday, October 8, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
|He could live here.|
"If I had the loot, I'd buy it right now," the newly-employed said, upon hearing that the Season 7 "Entourage" Tuscan villa just went on the market, and it's only a smidge under $6 mill. Such a deal. The thought of occupying the 9,000-square-foot ultimate bachelor hang, where Vinnie Chase and Johnny Drama ran wild, sparked a few grand ideas. "It would be eff'n sick. It would be ridiculous." Yes, it would be sick, not to mention ridiculous, if hubby and I got our privacy back after 22 years of nonstop parental glee. Hey, it's only money. You can't take it with you. Let's do this! Please send your generous donations today. And hurry! Someone might grab the villa before we get a chance to make an offer. You don't want to live with that kind of guilt, now do you? Of course not. So act now. Don't be stingy. It's for a good cause. The eldest needs his own space, and so do we.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:01 AM
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
|I need this gal, immediately|
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:50 AM
Monday, October 4, 2010
|Does anyone know how to do a header?|
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
|I'm the one in the back|
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:56 AM