Happy Hamantashen

When I ran the Purim Carnival

At Temple Beth Sherman Oaks

The Bouncy Castle Deflated

And Hamantashen sales went bust 

When I ran the Purim Carnival

At Temple Beth Sherman Oaks

The Bucket Ride spun whiplash fast

And kosher hot dogs got upchucked



When I ran the Purim Carnival

At Temple Beth Sherman Oaks

The Rabbi got dunked in a tank

And his Purim costume came off

When I ran the Purim Carnival

At Temple Beth Sherman Oaks

I bribed my sons to volunteer

And a beanbag left me concussed

When I ran the Purim Carnival

At Temple Beth Sherman Oaks

I'll spare you the whole megillah

And sum it up like this:  I quit