A Rare Form of B.S.W.

(Sherman Oaks) The blog must go on.  A case of jetlag and an inexplicable fear of scaffolding nearly jeopardized the Short Jewish Gal's ability to write her blog this morning.  There were reports that another blogger might step in and ghostwrite her blog for her.  But then her allergist, who lives two blocks away, stopped by and diagnosed her with a rare form of BSW.  "She's got Broadway Show Withdrawal," the doctor said. "A minute ago, she couldn't stop neighing like a horse, sneezing convulsively and singing songs from 'The Book of Mormon.'  To shut her up, I gave her a nice big shot of something wonderful and told her to stay away from pollen.  She's fine now, I think, but with her, you never know.  Just don't ask her to reenact 'War Horse.'  You're asking for trouble."  After her doctor left, the SJG stood on her front step, and shouted, to no one in particular, "I'm here.  I'm ready to blog.  I'm fine."  She went on to blog with no apparent problems.