Rent-A-Baby

"I want a baby."  "Uh-huh."  "I want a baby like the one in the commercial."  "Uh-huh." "How do I get a baby like that?"  "You can't."  "Why not?"  "That baby isn't real."  "Of course it's real."  "It's a TV baby."  "So?" "So, nothing." "I want to rent a baby then." "For how long?"  "An afternoon."  "Go for it.  I'll be at work."