My Emmy-Watching Pre-Game Strategy

1.  Try to locate most glittery outfit in closet.
2.  Try to locate sky-high stilettos.
3.  Give up.
4.  Not going to Emmys.
5.  Not even going to night-before Emmys party.
6.  Wax nostalgic. Been there, done that.
7.  Ponder lost TV career.
8.  Curse Goddess of TV!
9.  Hug TV.
10. I love TV this much!