Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Life-Changing Recipes

Dear SJG,
The article said, "Six Brussel Sprouts Recipes That Will Change Your Life." I made all six. All I got was nocturnal gas. My husband now sleeps in the spare bedroom. What gives?
Thanks,
Bloated in Sherman Oaks
Dear Bloated,
The only thing that will truly change your life is my kugel recipe. It's to die for, and after you eat a slice, you just might. But at least you'll die happy and leave some tasty leftovers for the family to consume while grieving.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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