Short Jewish Gal

Powered meat tenderizer! I would never find such ...

2012-06-02T08:17:37.951-07:00

Powered meat tenderizer! I would never find such a thing in my cabinet. But thankie, Doc.

A tip for the SJG: Mix a little powdered meat tend...

2012-06-02T04:01:51.112-07:00

A tip for the SJG: Mix a little powdered meat tenderizer with water and apply to bites. Here, where we raise mosquitoes for wholesale export, I'm told this works exceptionally well to stop the itch.

Next assignment is to make sure all those great me...

2012-06-02T03:56:15.273-07:00

Next assignment is to make sure all those great memories/photos are put somewhere safe. Just sayin'. :)

Cute Daddy!

2012-06-01T08:02:54.818-07:00

Cute Daddy!

Cheryl, I will pre-order these dishes now, in case...

2012-05-31T15:28:46.850-07:00

Cheryl, I will pre-order these dishes now, in case they run out.

Color war. Hogans. No thank you portions. White fe...

2012-05-29T20:36:23.764-07:00

Color war. Hogans. No thank you portions. White feathers. And a great big HO. Gosh, Carol, I remember all those things, and I remember you and Jody Simon too... hope you are well. --Cliff

Aw, well, that explains the last 54 years. Who kn...

2012-05-29T10:25:32.418-07:00

Aw, well, that explains the last 54 years. Who knew? And Taryterre, your husband is welcome to break bread with me any time.

SPOTS be GONE. You and my husband. What can I say?...

2012-05-29T10:11:17.065-07:00

SPOTS be GONE. You and my husband. What can I say??

Nope, it's up to the Director of the Universal...

2012-05-29T09:55:22.204-07:00

Nope, it's up to the Director of the Universal Spots and Stains Distribution Bureau created to ensure that when two people meet only one has spots on their clothing... it's a sub-division of the Universal Humiliation Board.

Manly men. Doing manly things!

2012-05-28T15:25:05.656-07:00

Manly men. Doing manly things!

I've cleaned out both garages and have a slab ...

2012-05-28T14:47:59.430-07:00

I've cleaned out both garages and have a slab of meat cooking over a wood fire. Arrrrrrrr! Manly me!!

next year may I have a lightly tossed Matt Damon a...

2012-05-28T14:27:12.286-07:00

next year may I have a lightly tossed Matt Damon and a Clooney a la mode to go.......

Exactly!!!!

2012-05-27T18:29:14.764-07:00

Exactly!!!!

But if the likes of Pixar ever does the character,...

2012-05-27T17:10:11.996-07:00

But if the likes of Pixar ever does the character, what better name than Frank Cilantro?

I'm not sure I can give Walter up. Oh, wait, ...

2012-05-27T15:20:00.790-07:00

I'm not sure I can give Walter up. Oh, wait, yes I can!

A call for help! Hilarious. You made me laugh ag...

2012-05-27T15:18:45.930-07:00

A call for help! Hilarious. You made me laugh again.

I love him too. Next time you're here, you ca...

2012-05-27T06:56:02.729-07:00

I love him too. Next time you're here, you can meet him!

Careful, SJG. Once is never enough. Next thing you...

2012-05-27T04:44:20.049-07:00

Careful, SJG. Once is never enough. Next thing you know you're giving Dusty a pathetic discourse about your need to "grow" and your need for "more space." Do the right thing: Resolve to work on your relationship with Dusty. Promise to never see Walter again!

2012-05-27T04:40:19.766-07:00

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Is it too much to say, "I love your Dad."...

2012-05-27T04:33:55.486-07:00

Is it too much to say, "I love your Dad."?

A love of cats is a call for help. Period. I know....

2012-05-27T04:27:25.494-07:00

A love of cats is a call for help. Period. I know. I had one once. I've been clean now for over 15 years.

You are my hero, the wind beneath my guinea pig ca...

2012-05-25T11:26:57.565-07:00

You are my hero, the wind beneath my guinea pig cage.

Turning your blog into a story about me for a chan...

2012-05-25T10:05:22.798-07:00

Turning your blog into a story about me for a change...quick question: when Stuart Little & King Sol had their babies who did you beg to save the newborn kiddies before their parents ate them (as is custom in the land of guinea pigdom)?

Oh wait... that would be me, your hero brother to the pet rescue!

You're welcome. John Starr, animal savior.

Dusty is 'barking' up the wrong tree. You...

2012-05-23T09:48:42.078-07:00

Dusty is 'barking' up the wrong tree.

You're welcome.

Interesting one! I am quite excited about it and w...

2012-05-23T03:54:23.728-07:00

Interesting one! I am quite excited about it and will certainly go for it.