Put Another Candle On The B'day Cake

That's right, you heard correctly. Today the SJG advanced in age. I'm another year older today. I'm the birthday bitch. All day. This means I get to do whatever I want today. If I want to do nothing, I'll do nothing. If I want to eat chocolate, stand back. If I want to parade down the block waving a banner that proclaims, "It's my b'day, bitches!" don't get in my way.  I think Sheriff John put it best, don't you?