Short Jewish Gal

The life of a writer, wife, mother and rapidly aging goddess

Monday, April 4, 2022

The Best of Claire

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Not quite two, and the toddler we call Claire is already coming out of her shell (see what I did there?), expressing herself, running the sh...
Thursday, March 31, 2022

The Lightest Sleeper In The World

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"Did you hear those people fighting last night?"  "What people?" "The people behind us." "The a-holes who...
Monday, February 14, 2022

Say It Every Day

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"Love, look at the two of us, strangers in many ways." I don't need Valentine's Day to sing this old Carpenters song to lo...
Monday, January 10, 2022

Denial, Bargaining & What To Wear

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Chris Rose, on her way to somewhere wonderful It's not the kind of invitation delivered via Evite. It doesn't come with a gift regis...
Friday, December 31, 2021

Shalom, 2021

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So, it's the final day of this crapola year, and I've already replaced my 2021 calendar on the fridge with my 2022. I'm tempted ...
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Saturday, December 18, 2021

When She Smiles That Smile

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When a guy turns thirty he must declare His plans for the future with utmost care So he calls up the bar where they first met Arranges a sur...
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Sunday, November 28, 2021

A Latke For Your Thought-Ke

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  Nothing rhymes with  latkes In English that is true In Yiddish try  gatkes Long underwear to you  Shredded spuds, golden brown A Hanukkah ...
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Carol Starr Schneider
Sherman Oaks, California
I write TV movies, plays, and humor blogs. I've got two menschy sons, a wonderful French daughter-in-law, two angel grandkids, a longtime hubby, and a Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage.
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