Insert Golf Joke

Early morning conversation in La Jolla at the fancy lodge. "What's that sound?" "That's a squeaky bed." "Oh." "Someone's getting friendly upstairs." "Golfers?" Insert obvious golf joke, followed by hysterical laughter. Put two non-golfing Jews at a golf resort. You're going to get a lot of golf jokes. Some better than others. They can't all be a hole in one.