2. I was born in an Oldsmobile.
3. I grew up on a kibbutz in Westwood.
4. I sweat the small stuff.
5. I can sing "Sunrise, Sunset" in my sleep.
6. I had an imaginary friend named Mrs. Salarni.
7. My other car is an R.V.
8. I introduced Kim to Kanye.
9. I was voted "Most Likely to Remain Short" in high school.
10. I almost failed Yiddish in college.
11. I was the worst salesgirl in history.
12. I can open a box of matzoh blindfolded.
13. At last count, I have zero tattoos.
14. I had an unrequited crush on Bobby Sherman.
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16. I learned to worry in utero.
17. I never met a Girl Scout cookie I didn't like.
18. I got lost in the market at the age of four.
19. They're still looking for me.
20. I play the tuba for the Shabbat Shalom All-Star Marching Band.
21. I am fluent in Kvetching.
23. I can dance the Hora in clogs.
24. I once asked Dustin Hoffman for his phone number.
25. I'm still waiting for it.
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| "You may be the cashier at College Bookstore, but I'm not giving you my phone number to go with my credit card, so I'm just going to pretend you didn't ask for it." |
you are too funny!!!
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