Decisions, Decisions

Oh, congregation of strappy sandals, which pair should I wear? Which pair won't cripple me by hour two of the high school reunion? Do I go high heel, sure to make me somewhat model-like in appearance? Do I go mid-heel, sure to make me a little taller, but not that tall, because who am I kidding? Do I go old lady heel, sure to lower my height expectations, significantly, but keep me from whimpering in pain throughout the evening? Decisions, decisions...