You Can Dance If You Want To

A conversation with my colorist on Friday:
"What a historic day!"
"Amazing."
"Did you ever think you'd live to see this?"
"No."
"It's a big eff'n deal."
"Huge."
"Are you guys going to get married?"
"No."
"Oh."
"We're non-conformists."
"Ok."
"We don't need a ceremony."
"But I want to dance at your wedding."
"Come over. You can dance in the living room."