Ten Ways To Make Idol Better

1. Replace Simon Cowell with, who else, the SJG.
2. Hold auditions for Cowell's replacement. 
3. Don't replace Simon Cowell. 
4. Include on-line auditions.
5. Let viewers select who goes to Hollywood.
6. Let viewers select the top 24. 
7. Ban man ponytails!
8. Eliminate lip-synched group sings.
9. Eliminate random guest performances. 
10. Replace Simon Cowell with me.