This morning I stepped on the scale and assumed that a truly hideous error had occurred. The amount of tonnage flashing back at me, digitally, struck me as just plain cruel, not to mention, grossly inaccurate. There's no way that a large vegetarian burrito, margarita, guacamole and chips could have done that much damage to such a petite gal. I'm thinking of suing: Baja Fresh or the manufacturer of the scale? I can't decide.
Love,
Porky in Sherman Oaks
Dear Porky,
When in doubt, sue both.
You're welcome,
SJG
Dear SJG,
I'll be attending two graduations in less than a week. One is in Santa Cruz, the other in Reseda. Is it acceptable to wear the same dress, assuming I can squeeze into it, after the afore-mentioned burrito fest?
Love,
Porky in Sherman Oaks
Dear Porky,
No one will be looking at you.
You're welcome,
SJG
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