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"You know what would've been funnier?" my dad said, after watching his grandson's latest short, "The Intervention" on funny or die.   By now, I'm used to getting notes from the veteran comedy writer.  "What?" I said.  "If you had said, 'Why the @#$% couldn't you have gone to Burger King?"  "You're right, Dad, that would've been funnier."