Haikus for Jews

Would-be convert lost--
thawed Lender's Bagels made a
bad first impression.  
(David Bader, "Haikus for Jews")

Scrabble anarchy
after 'putzhead' is placed 
on a triple-word score.  (Bader)

Hava nagila,
hava nagila, hava....
enough already.  (Bader)

 

Jewish orgs object
Mel makes nice with Maccabee
Can you say shanda? 
(the SJG)