Last Year's Resolutions

Let's all take a moment out of our busy lives to review the SJG's resolutions for 2011, and see how many I actually accomplished.  
1. Take up neurosurgery. (Didn't do this)
2. Circumnavigate globe in newly-purchased tugboat. (Really meant to do this)
3. Audition for "Spider-Man" lead aerialist. (Called back twice; didn't get it)
4. Curtsy more. (Did this!)
5. Open "SJG:  Hora! Hora!  Hora!" in Vegas. (Opened show.  Closed show same day)
6. Stop mooning pedestrians.  (A work in progress)
7. Earn extra cash driving big rig. (Application denied)
8. Remind people they're SJG-adjacent. (Permit for neon sign on roof denied)
9. Develop miracle anti-kvetching drug. (FDA approval pending)
10. Take Thomas The Talking Torah public. (Investors needed to make this dream come true)