Zingers vs. Vanilla Wafers
According to semi-reliable news sources, the SJG plans to serve Zingers at tonight's debate in Sherman Oaks, when she faces off against the Tall Shiksa Goddess. Asked if she's trying to influence the outcome by offering delicious chocolatey treats, the SJG said, "Oh, hell yes!" Speculation that the TSG will counter with a platter of vanilla wafers could not be confirmed nor denied, so obviously, it's true.
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