Let's Settle This Like Grownups

A director prepares:  The fearless helmer (Scotty), seconds before filming "The Nicholas Cage Dating Service."

The star of the film:  Johnny the Clown (my brother John).

Johnny the Clown shields the Hostess of the Speed-Dating Mixer (that would be me) from the harsh Hollywood rays. 

Wooing the ladies:  Charlene (Dana) and Marzipan (Kaitlyn) fight over who gets the clown.  Marzipan wins.  Lucky girl.