Early Morning Amnesia

Doctors are looking into the mystery of a Sherman Oaks woman who awoke this morning speaking only Yiddish, with no memory of what caused all the aches and tsouris and basic deterioration of assorted body parts, including, but not limited to, her right knee, her left quad, her gluteus maximus, her upper torso, her lower back, and her perennially clogged proboscis.  As the notorious over-exerciser attempted to get out of bed, she was heard moaning, "Oy... oy veysmere... oy gevalt."  The U.N. interpreter called in to translate shared his thoughts with concerned medical personnel.  "What she's saying comes down to this:  Oh, pain, oh, agony, oh, woe is me, oh, poor poor pitiful me."