Halloween Etiquette

1.  Resist temptation to take candy from trick-or-treaters.
2.  Disinfect trick-or-treaters with hefty douse of hand sanitzer.

3.  Verbally spank candy-grabbers who don't say, "Thank you, your highness."

4.  Reserve the right to refuse service to anyone wielding a bloody chainsaw.
5.  Clearly convey when you've run out of candy.