The Zen of Dusty

Top five things I've learned from Dusty, the 12-year-old puppy
that once chewed through the stairs, just because he could:
1.  If it looks good and smells good, eat it.
2.  When you want something, whine a lot.
3.  When you want to be left alone, pretend you're asleep.
4.  When you gotta go, you gotta go.
5.  Find your happy place and stay there.