Unanswered Questions

Dear SJG,
Why this and not that?
Thanks,
Curiously Yours

Dear Curious,
If I knew the answer to that, I'd happily change my name to U.S.P.W.W.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

Dear SJG,
Am I supposed to know what U.S.P.W.W. stands for?
Thanks,
CuriouslyYours

Dear Curious,
Give it your best shot.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

Dear SJG,
Unlikely Short Person We Worship?
Thanks,
Curiously Yours

Dear Curious,
Good guess. But no. U.S.P.W.W. stands for Ultimate Smarty Pants of the Western World.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

Smarty pants? Or Fancy?