Sweet Sixteen

With the promise of

fewer mortgages payments
on the horizon

we invite you to share

a special moment in our lives

when our Tuscan-style mini-mansion

with the solar panels

and the eco-friendly

bamboo flooring

celebrates its Sweet Sixteen.

To help us pay for all the expenses

we've incurred in the past 16 years,

we welcome large sums of cash,

checks, credit cards, and of course,

Israeli Bonds.

An elegant potluck will highlight the festivities.
So please, don't be a stranger.

Bring whatever you've got in the fridge,

stop by any time you like, we're home,

and help us celebrate this joyous occasion.

Attire: California Casual
Flip Flops Optional
RSVP
with a hint
of how much
you're giving us.