Short Jewish Gal

The life of a writer, wife, mother and rapidly aging goddess

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

"What are you eating?"

"I'm not eating, I'm investigating."

"Then why are you chewing?"

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"I'm not chewing, I'm getting rid of the evidence."

Carol Starr Schneider: Sherman Oaks, California; I write TV movies, plays, and humor blogs. I've got two menschy sons, a wonderful French daughter-in-law, two angel grandkids, a longtime hubby, and a Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage.

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