(Sherman Oaks) Starting today, as opposed to yesterday, the famed SJG Bar & Grill launches an extended Unhappy Hour, from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Patrons can come in, sit down, kvetch a lot, weep if necessary, drink something and leave. The internationally-renowned blogger's signature cocktails include: The Altacocker Alka Seltzer Fizz, the Shut-Up Bitch, the Don't Give Me That Look, and the Matzoh Matzoh Manic Twist. On Thursdays only, we serve the Hava Nagila Rant and Rum Special. Why only on Thursdays? Why not. But that's not all, folks. On Fridays, Shmuel, a so-so piano player, tickles the ivories and rudely ignores Sir Blakey's slurred song suggestions. Unhappy hour at the SJG Bar & Grill is a lot like therapy, only cheaper and with booze. Expect some good advice, some questionable advice and some advice you should probably ignore.
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