1."Advanced Kvetching": Just when you think you've run out, the SJG helps you discover even more topics to kvetch about. The state of your hair. The state of your face. The state of your left elbow. The state of your right elbow. The state of your sofa. The state of your cutlery. The state of your cookie jar. We'll unpack all the tsuris at length. What's the rush?
2. "High Anxiety": Sure, there are plenty experts telling us why we're feeling anxious. Well, duh, who wouldn't be anxious right now with these chapped hands from over-washing? But how many of these mavens know the true meaning of the Mel Brooks classic? Spend four hours analyzing, memorizing and singing the High Anxiety theme song, and most importantly, dancing round your palatial estate just like Mel.
3. "It Is What It @#$%'n Is": Rabbi HaMotzi L. Hoffman of Temple Beth Hellodi will help us yank our keppies out of our tushies, count our blessings, look at the bright side of suffering, and accept that things totally suck right now, so we should deal with it like a mensch, because what's the alternative, to act like a putz and cut in front of other shoppers at Gelson's?
4. "Kugeling In The Time of Corona": God willing, you've survived your latest trip to the market and everyone kept their social distance. God willing, you've got the egg noodles and the eggs and enough random items in your pantry to take your kugel to the next level. At last count, there are 1,432 different types of kugel in the known world. So open up the fridge, empty out the pantry and let's see all the kinds of kugel we can make in four hours, then deliver them from a safe distance to the neighbors, the nursing homes and any mispocha willing to let us inside in our hazmat suits.
Lemon Ricotta Cherry Kugel? Why the eff not?
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