Kwik Kleen Keppy Kar Wash

Mindy Kaling Inspo!

(Sherman Oaks) The SJG believes she's solved the whole hair salon shutdown situation, merging the traditional hair salon concept with the local Auto Scrub, to form Kwik Kleen Keppy Kar Wash. As she explained over a Zoom session, "I figure, some salons are getting approved to cut hair in the parking lot. Sounds okay, but what about the heavenly hair wash that comes before the cut? Sure, they can spritz your hair with a water bottle, but what fun is that? Why not line up some hunky guys...

"Polishing the hood costs extra."

"like this firefighter... to wash your hair and car at the same time? It's messy, but if they towel you and the car off at the same time, it's win-win. If this isn't genius, I don't what is." When a testy mainstream reporter on Zoom compared her idea to a sad, ill-conceived low-budget porn movie in terrible taste, her screen froze and she never returned.