That Time My Brother Won The Dating Game

"This is about as straight as I get," says my brother John Starr, regarding his 1979 appearance on "The Dating Game." You'll notice that the other two loser contestants have magically disappeared, because who even cares about them? Not us. So sit back and enjoy 4.5 minutes of vintage hilarity from a simpler time when life was 100 percent perfect in every way. Or not. Either way, watch this.