All About Me Day!

Today I expect breakfast in bed

Long stem roses and eau de toilette

Today I expect oodles of praise

Trophies, accolades, block-long parades

Today I expect Hallmark moments

Best Mom, Best Wife, Best Person Alive

Today I expect gifts, kisses, hugs

Tributes to my maternal prowess

Today I expect to say this line: 

If it's not one thing, it's your mother