Torn Between Three Nominees

There are times when a woman
must say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word let me tell you, I love all three
Let me watch you, DVR you, view you often as I please
There's three shows that I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love one more or less
"Lost" knows it can possess me,
"Breaking Bad" knows it always will
There's just this empty place inside of me
that only Don Draper can fill

Torn between three dramas, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' "Lost," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad,"
effs up Emmy rules
Torn between three dramas, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' "Lost," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad,"
effs up Emmy rules
You mustn't think you've failed me
ABC and AMC
You've got the best damn dramas I have even seen
And all the things I ever said
I swear they still are true
For no other shows get the insane attention
that I give to you
I couldn't blame the handsome leads
if they turned and walked away
But the restraining orders seemed harsh,
I'm asking you to stay

Torn between three dramas
Feelin' like a fool
Lovin' "Lost," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad,"
effs up Emmy rules

(apologies to the original "Torn Between Two Lovers")