The Midnight Bladder

Well, I've got to run to keep from wee-in',

And I'm bound to keep on pee-in',
And I've got no more empty bladder,
But I'm not gonna let it catch me, no,
Not gonna let it leak, the Midnight Bladder.

And I don't mind the words I'm swearing,
And the urge goes on forever,
And I've got no more empty bladder,
But I'm not gonna let it catch me, no,
Not gonna let it leak, the Midnight Bladder.

And I've gone past the point of caring,
Same old bed I'll be vacating,
And I've got no more empty bladder,

But I'm not gonna let it catch me, no,
Not gonna let it leak, the Midnight Bladder.

No, I'm not gonna let it catch me, no,
Not gonna let it leak, the Midnight Bladder. 

(apologies to the Allman Brothers)