Space Expands, Time Slows Down!

Last night on the way to my brother's early Halloween party, my Mother-in-Law said this from the backseat, a sentiment that came out of nowhere: "I'm not voting for the marijuana." Hubby smiled and let me take the wheel, metaphorically. I turned around and looked at her. "What?!"

"I tried it once," she said. "I didn't like it." "So you don't think it should be legalized?" "No." "It doesn't mean you'd have to do it again." "Good. I felt lightheaded and strange."