My Emmy-Watching Pre-Game Strategy

1.  Try to locate most glittery outfit in closet.
2.  Try to locate sky-high stilettos.
3.  Remind self I'm not going to the Emmys.
4.  Remind self I'm not even watching the Emmys in real time.
5.  Remind self I'm going to early Rosh Hashanah dinner, instead.
6.  Try not to weep during early Rosh Hashanah dinner.
7.  Try not to ponder up-and-downsville of TV career.
8.  Curse Goddess of TV.
9.  Hug TV.
10. I love TV this much.