SJG Debuts Edible Shoes!

Always on the go? Always in need of a nosh? Well, don't despair, nice people. The SJG Edible Shoe Line is here. If you're anything like me, and for that, you have my condolences, you're hungry 24/7, but trying to exercise a semblance of self-control. Good luck with that! So, rather than run into the nearest 7/11 and buy the first salty snack that greets you at eye level, why not bend down and take a nibble of your tasty, nutritious footwear? The SJG Sandwich Slip-On is the perfect solution for your fressing needs. You can eat the whole thing and not worry about bare-footin' as you schlep around. Your culinary reward? A fashion-forward, foot-friendly flip flop.

Or maybe, as you run from here to there, people-pleasing, doing things for others, ignoring your own needs, as usual, what you crave is a sugar rush, a little sweet something-something to keep you going. Well, the SJG Candy Clodhopper has your name on it. Reach down, swipe a tootsie pop off the top, and keep going, 'cuz someone wants something. Right now!

Oh, I see, the sandwich, the hard candies, just aren't enough. I get where you're coming from. You need a slice of comfort. Who doesn't during these dark times? I present the SJG Cherry Cobbler. It's fresh and appropriately flakey. Just like you!

A health nut, are you? A glutton-free kinda gal? No problema. I designed the SJG Banana Booties with you in mind. I did, too! Biodegradable! Full of potassium! Politically-correct! Grown at the SJG Plantation in Pasadena (the agricultural section). Best of all, I personally manufactured my entire line of Sleek, Sole-Soothing Slingbacks to provide an optimal fit and compliment your active lifestyle. So, listen. Whether you're a CEO seeking stylish casual clogs, or an outdoorsy type hankering for durably delicious desert boots, SJG Edible Shoes will indulge your appetite and make everyone you know so freaking jealous, they'll just have to take a bite of your Hazelnut High-Tops. They will! You wait and see. As always, SJG Edible Shoes happily offers Free Shipping, Free Exchanges and 100 percent Price Match Guarantee.