Meet The Biebers

"Honey?"
"Yes, honey?"
"What should we get the Biebers for a wedding gift?"
"The who?"
"Justin and Hailey."
"They got married?"
"According to People."
"Let's get him a shirt."
"A shirt? Why?"
" 'Cuz he's always shirtless."
"Good call, honey."
"Thank you."
"What should we say on the card?"
" 'Here's a shirt. Put it on.' "
" 'Love, the SJG and longtime hubby.' "
"It's thoughtful and practical."
"But what about Hailey? What should we get her?"
"A good attorney."