Missed Opportunities

Dear SJG,
Why didn't we think of this?
Feeling regretful,
Annie of the Palisades

Dear Annie of the Palisades,
There are so many brilliant things we should've thought of, if only we'd had the energy or inclination. In terms of missed opportunities, I refer you to our genius wine glass holder concept.

If only we'd acted sooner. But no, some bastard beat us to the bordeaux. Let's face it, we're entrepreneurially challenged.
Still atoning,
The SJG