The SJG invites you to participate in the first-ever Oy-Vey-A-Thon, an all-day, every day quarantine challenge. Just download my new app Gevalt, and start tracking your results. Self-competitive categories include:
The Neurotic Aquatics. How much can you bath before you feel clean? How often can you run your food through the rinse cycle? Is there a limit to sanitizing every inch of your house? Let Gevalt post way more than anyone needs to know.
The Unbalanced Beam. Feeling a bit unsteady? Is your confidence shaky? Are you on the edge of coping? Gevalt can't wait to share your instability score on social media.
The Individual Hurdles. Is everything an Olympic effort? Are you finding it hard to accept reality? Gevalt will offer you an hourly pep talk and monitor your baby steps. Only 9,000 more to go! You can do it. Or maybe you can't. Let's find out.
Don't forget to use Gevalt to time yourself, rank your challenges, score your victories and share your mounting defeats with everyone you've ever met.
Remember, friends, the SJG will be rooting for you from a cyber-safe social distance. And now, let the Oy-Vey-A-Thon begin (thanks to Gevalt).
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