Mazel Tov!

               Reunited and it feels so good!

If you're anything like the SJG, you did a little dance this morning when you heard the news:   Bristol and Levi are back together.  Woo-hoo!  And they're engaged.  (Again).  And they're practicing abstinence (unlike before).  I'm so delighted, just thinking about Sarah Palin's mounting level of aggravation, the overall WTF rolling off her folksy tongue, that I don't know what to do with myself.  I'm way past giddy.


According to Bristol, it all came down to a heartfelt, Shakespearean text from Levi.  "When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: 'I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again' ... I was in shock."

Who can blame you, girlfriend?  Talk about awkward.  The ex-gov hates "Ricky Hollywood's" guts.  A happy mother-in-law?  Not in this lifetime.  Not a big fan of his Playgirl spread, or his pet name for Trig. "Retarded."  Not cool, brutha.

This group has a few issues to resolve.  Given the inherent angst, the young couple decided to break the news via Us Magazine.  Good call!  "It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board," says Bristol.   Either that, or run through the Alaskan wild with an axe. 

Just moments ago, the Palins released a loving statement on "Today": "Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what's best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives."

I don't see that struggle ending any time soon.  Here's what Sarah P. left out of the statement:  "Unfortunately, we can't forgive the aspiring porn star, and will continue to look for creative ways to get rid of our future son-in-law.  Todd has some interesting ideas.  As long as we make it look like an accident, no one will suspect a thing."

Good luck, Bristol and Levi.  My advice:   Pre-nup.