Armed & Dangerous
Levi Johnston, the text-messaging, hunky Playgirl centerfold, was spotted earlier today on the Alaskan interstate, running for his life. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a "super hot" woman with brown hair and stylish glasses chasing after him, flailing a rifle in the air and yelling, "Forgive and forget? Eff that!"
Insiders speculate that the crazed gunslinger just might be the opportunistic 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, pissed off at her daughter's decision to marry Levi. "When you-know-who gets pissed off, she tends to shoot stuff." No word whether the gal who can see Russia from her house ever caught up with her future-son-law, aka The A-Hole Who Ruined My Life. According to insiders, Mr. Johnston was last seen boarding a fishing boat headed for the Caspian Sea.
And we Lower 48ers just thought shotguns were used to hurry up the wedding!
ReplyDeleteThis gal means business!
ReplyDeleteAnd old Jewish Blessing of sorts...
ReplyDeleteMay she live well...and far away from us!