Sunday, March 27, 2016

A Jewish Easter

Dear SJG,
Is it wrong for a Jew to hunt for eggs?
Just wondering,
Shelly

Dear Shelly,
It's never wrong for a Jew to hunt for eggs, especially if they're on sale at the market.
You're welcome,
The SJG
Dear SJG,
Is it wrong for a Jew to wear a pink bonnet on Sunday?
Curiously yours,
Chapeau-Inclined

Dear Chapeau,
A Jewish dog can pull it off.  Maybe.  Otherwise, no one under the age of two looks good in a pink bonnet.  Trust me on this.
You're welcome,
The SJG
Dear SJG,
Is it wrong for a Jew to dress up like a bunny on Sunday?
Hopping for an answer,
Sheldon

Dear Sheldon,
It's never wrong for a Jew to dress up like a bunny, especially if you're starring in a local production of "Rabbi Rabbit."
You're welcome,
The SJG

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