The Scream Heard Round The House

It's early on a Sunday morning. And there's screaming downstairs. "Yes!" screams the youngest. "Yes!" screams the hubby. "What the eff are you two screaming about?" screams the SJG. "We scored!" screams the youngest. "And by 'we' you mean?" "Us." "Us who? The Bruins?" "Ma! The Bruins didn't even make the tournament." "Oh, then who are you screaming about?" "Manchester United." "A second ago you were watching basketball." "I'm jumping back and forth."

Hello again, March Madness, a pileup of hockey, college basketball and soccer. An invitation for the SJG to hide upstairs in my own Bracket of Solitude until it's over.