Why can't Dusty do this? |
2. Toilet Training. Thirteen years. Thirteen years I've been working on this with him. I've finally come to the conclusion that he prefers the backyard.
3. Home Improvement. I give him a brush and a bucket of paint. I point to the wall. I command him to paint it. The work is sub-par. What was the point of sending him to Paris to study painting?
Dusty can't do this, either. |
5. Household Chores. Vacuuming. I plug in the Dyson. I point to the piles of dog hair he's left all over the house. I say, "Get busy, Mister." I wait. Nothing. What am I doing wrong?
Maybe if I buy him an apron. |
Oh dear! All those years at the École des Beaux-Arts wasted.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty woofed up, I agree, Bun!
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