For The Maritally Inclined

Isaac is on his deathbed with beloved wife Esther sitting with him.

He says: “Esther, when I was twenty and I failed my driving test, you were by my side."

Esther: “Yes, my love."
Isaac: “And ten years later, when our house burned down, you were there by my side."

Esther: “Yes, my love."
Isaac: “And then when our shop went bust, you were still there, by my side."

Esther: “Yes, my love.”
Isaac: “And when I slipped on the sidewalk and broke my leg last year, you were there, by my side."

Esther: “Yes, my love."

Isaac: “And now here I am on my deathbed and you’re still here, by my side.”
Esther “Yes, my love.”

Isaac: “Esther?”

Esther "Yes, my love."

Isaac: "You're a jinx." 

(courtesy of jewishjokes.org.)