A Monday Morning Wish

Tim and Lyle, walking down Main Street with Moshe, their boss, spied an oil lamp. With a rub, out popped a genie.

“You get one wish a piece,” said the genie.

Lyle shouted, “I want to be on a yacht in Bermuda!” Poof. He disappeared.

Tim exclaimed, “Make mine Hawaii -- with beauty queens!” Poof, he disappeared.

Moshe, the boss, looked around and calmly said, “For my wish ... I want those two schnooks back in my office right after lunch!"
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