Ten Things I Won't Be Doing Today

"According to my crystal ball, it will cool down at some point."

1. Wearing a sweater.
2. Shopping for an electric blanket.
3. Parading around the house in thick flannel jammies.
4. Chopping wood for the fire.
5. Saying, "Brrrrr, it's so chillster."
6. Donning my faux fur apparel.
7. Searching for my lost pair of Uggs.
8. Accepting the Chicken Soup Challenge.
9. Slipping hand warmers into my gloves.
10. Insulating myself against the elements.