Tuesday, March 14, 2017

A Wise Woman Once Said...

1. Coffee comes first.
2. When in doubt, bring a nice cake.
3. Stay away from magnifying mirrors.
4. Don't expect much.
5. Never operate heavy machinery while medicated.
6. Talk till they hear you. 
7. It's better than the alternative.
8. This hurts me more than it hurts you. 
9. Kvetch, and the world kvetches with you.
10. Take a sweater.

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