Knock It Off

Ding dong.
"Bark bark?"
"Coming!"
"Bark! Bark!"
"Blakey, hush."
"Bark bark!"
"Blakey, enough."
Ding dong.
"Oh for eff's sake..."
"Bark bark!"
"Hang on, hang on! Who is it?"
"Bark bark?"
"Mumble mumble.... mumble mumble."
"What?!"
"Mumble mumble.... mumble mumble."
"Bark! Bark!"
"Back! Back! I'm opening the door."
"Bark?"
"Hi, sorry, my dog's going crazy."
"He sure is."
"Bark bark!"
"Stay, Blakey, stay!"
 "Cute dog."
"Super cute."
"Looks strong."
"Super strong."
"Why are you here?"
"I'm Amanda  Lockbox... and this is my partner... "
"Josh Hardwood."
"We're your neighborhood brokers."
"From The Pooch Group."
"Bark bark?"
"He meant The Gooch Group."
"I was just joshing you."
"Josh, seriously."
"Never gets old."
"Bark bark!"
"You have such a lovely house."
"Super lovely."
"Great curb appeal. Beautiful front garden."
"Solar panels. Big plus."
"Are you interested in selling your house?"
"No."
"It's a great time to sell."
"Great time."
"Inventory is at an all-time low."
"Bark bark?"
"Here's a list of all the homes in your area that have recently sold."
"So you're not ready to sell?"
"No."
"Bark bark!"
"Do you know anybody interested in selling?"
"No."
"Bark!"
"Anybody interested in buying?"
"No."
"Great! Here's our card. We're Amanda and Josh."
"Bark!"
"Let us know when you're ready to sell."
"We're never leaving."
"Darling doggy. He must keep you busy."
"Bark bark!"
"I'm closing the door now."