That Tingly Feeling

In the middle of the night, I wake up but my left arm doesn't. My left arm continues to tingle and buzz and play dead, and it's not the first time it's happened. This is what they call a pre-existing condition, and I need another one of those like a hole in my keppy. Thank God I've got a a few non-medical tricks up my sleeve. I use my right arm to smack my left arm awake. But it doesn't work. I give another good smack. My left arm continues to doze. And then I realize why. My left arm must be having a wonderful flying dream.